Mind _________ Matter
Mind _________ Matter

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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(via forever-gen)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

tennants-hair:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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THIS IS THE BEST NO THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER RELATED SUPERNATURAL GIF THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS

(Source: googlearths, via seriously-youknow)

fallingrenegade:


i-am-rach:


itseliberg33:


twistedbeautiful:


Y DID U JUST SCROLL PAST THIS?
REALLY? i saw more notes on a fucken PENCIL picture.


this ^


Anyone who scrolls past this is lacking a soul.


This is my passion. 

ayoojordan1810:

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

Best post ever

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knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*